Sorry - I forget to put the joke that I promised in that last e-mail -
here goes . . .
> Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford,
> 'Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention the car changed
> the
> world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.'
> So
> Henry Ford thinks about it and says: 'I want to hang out with Adam,
> the
> first man.' So the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford. When
> Ford
> gets to Adam, Ford asks 'Hey aren't you the inventor of woman?' Adam
> says:
> 'Yes.' 'Well,' says
> Ford, 'You have some major design flaws in your invention:
>
> 1) There is too much front end protrusion
>
> 2) It chatters at high speeds
>
> 3) The rear end wobbles too much
>
> 4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust.'
>
> 'Hmmmmm..' says Adam, 'hold on'. So Adam goes to the celestial
> computer,
> types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer
> prints
> out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Ford, 'It may
> be that
> my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more
> men are
> riding my invention than yours.'
>
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"You must do the things you think you cannot do."
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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