Comments to the ten points for those who don't live in the American
Tropics
TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE ON FLORIDA'S GULF COAST
IN THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST
10. Pecans, 3 pounds for $1. FREE SAMPLE!
A good Pecan pie is better than XXX
9. Skinny women, big hair.
Women in Bikinis that ought not be
8. Skinny men, big trucks.
Trucks have gun racks with loaded guns. Be careful what you say.
7. Boiled peanuts, $1.99 lb, FREE SAMPLE!
Remember to shell them before you eat them.
6. Road work, road work, road work, FINES DOUBLED!
Fines for speeding are obscene without doubling
5. Just stopped raining, just started raining, just about raining.
If you don't like the weather wait 5 minutes. It will change
4. Hauling up the four-lane at 65 mph, 3 of 4 cars ahead have left turn
indicator on for 12 miles. 4th car has four way flashers on.
Turn signals are an option for all cars. New and Used.
3. Fourth car is under tow by third car with 40' log chain.
Be thankful it was a chain and not a rotten rope
2. 93 octane, $1.37 per gallon.
87 Octane 80.9 per gallon
And the number one way to tell you are on Florida's Gulf Coast in the
middle
of August....
1. Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!
Ladies PERSPIRE only men SWEAT
Enjoyed the humor keep us posted on the rest of the trip
Norm Garland
nfgjr@juno.com
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