One of the professors in the college where I work was at one point in his
career the head of Lucus experimental division. Two years ago we had him as
a guest speaker at our All British Field Meet and he was very entertaining.
When he finished his presentation he asked if there were any questions. One
chap asked: "Why did Lucus have such quality control problems?" The answer
. . . (in the broadest English accent you have ever heard) . . . "Did they
really have a quality problem? I wasn't aware of that. First I have heard