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Re: NonSunbeamContent : Applies (Delete if educated about tools !)

To: herbeam <herbeam@cari.net>
Subject: Re: NonSunbeamContent : Applies (Delete if educated about tools !)
From: Steve Laifman <Laifman@Flash.Net>
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 2000 11:26:59 +0000
"herbeam",

Thanks for the delightful humor.

I am a bit curious, however, over your 'net name', and your 'actual, physical,
real world name'.

Know, one can draw a few wild guesses as to your 'non-de-net':

1) "Her" refers to a gender.
2) "Beam" refers to a generous anatomical dimension.
3) "herb" is a shortened version of either  (as in Hoover, the vacuum cleaner
company) (Dam!)
4) "herb" is a botanical substance ingested for specious health claims.
5) "herb" is a botanical substance taken into the mouth in fine smoke particles,
but never inhaled.
6) "herb" is a botanical substance taken into the respiratory system for 
strictly
legal purposes (or maybe not!).
7) "Beam" is the width of a sailing vessel.
8) "Beam" is bad spelling of frijoles.
9) "Beam" is a concentrated column of light particles or Ming's Death Ray.
10) "Beam" may actually have some weak connection to a discontinued model of a
bankrupt foreign vehicle manufacturer.
11) "Beam" is short for the aging hippy flower child of the Manson Family 
"Sunbeam
McKnife", still sought by the FBI for questions related to a crime.

12) 'herbeam' is a front name for a notorious dealer in suspicious origin 
vintage
car parts, so he can never be located and confronted for any failures to deliver
as advertised.

Now all of this is merely speculation, based on absolutely no information.  
Which,
of course, is an open invitation for open discourse and complete disclosure.

Who was that masked man?  And Who is this "Cari" he is living with?

{9->

Steve

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