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Re: Conversion Tables

To: Steve Laifman <SLaifman@SoCal.RR.com>
Subject: Re: Conversion Tables
From: Theo Smit <tsmit@home.com>
Date: Wed, 25 Jul 2001 22:22:27 -0600
Conversion factors? From a rocket scientist? Now I've seen everything. Where
were you when they were setting up that Mars lander?

8-)

Theo

Steve Laifman wrote:

> Tigers and 'Pines,
>
> We are constantly looking for conversion factors, here in the colonies,
> when faced with metric measurements, British Measurements (like 1/4 inch
> Whitworth, Imperial Gallons, fortnights, and bonnets) that I have
> collected an eclectic set of conversion factors for situations you may
> face. I'll bet you didn't know our energy crises is caused by selling
> energy sources in British Thermal Units!
>
> Keep a copy in your wallet, in the event you need a quick answer.
>
> Handy Conversion Factors, Validated by a Rocket Scientist
>
>  For those who thought the hardest part of Physics 101 was the constant
>  conversion from MKS or CGS units to English units, here are some other
>  useful quantity conversions:
>
>  1.) Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
>
>  2.) 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
>
>  3.) 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
>
>  4.) Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
>      1  bananosecond
>
>  5.) Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
>
>  6.) Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
>      Knot-furlong
>
>  7.) 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1
>  lite year
>
>  8.) 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
>
>  9.) Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
>
>  10.) 1 million aches: 1 megahurtz
>
>  11.) Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
>
>  12.) Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line
>
>  13.) 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
>
>  14.) 1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone
>
>  15.) 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
>
>  16.) 365.25 days: 1 unicycle
>
>  17.) 2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds
>
>  18.) 10 cards: 1 decacards
>
>  19.) 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
>
>  20.) 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
>
>  21.) 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
>
>  22.) 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
>
>  23.) 10 rations: 1 decoration
>
>  24.) 100 rations: 1 C-ration
>
>  25.) 2 monograms: 1 diagram
>
>  26.) 8 nickels: 2 paradigms
>
>  27.) 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
>       Hospital: 1 I.V. League
>  28.) 100 Senators: Not 1 decision
>
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