Switch to decaf.......quick.
Paul R. Sheahan
----- Original Message -----
From: "Steve Laifman" <SLaifman@SoCal.rr.com>
To: "Johnson, Lucille and Alvin" <firstname.lastname@example.org>; "Tiger's Den"
Sent: Friday, March 08, 2002 11:30 AM
Subject: Is Anybody Home?
> We interrupt this broadcast for this Emergency Announcement..............
> Lucille and Alvin Johnson have been reported as having been abducted by
> their internet provider for non-payment for service. When last seen they
> were reported as being held hostage by comcast.com
> Anyone with leads as to their current whereabouts, and the ransom
> demands, please take no action yourself, but notify
> <email@example.com> immediately.
> Be careful, the abductors are known to be armed, dangerous, and insane.
> That's OK, so are the hostages!!
> Steve Laifman