>From: SMediana@aol.com
>Date: Thu, 28 Nov 1996 00:13:16 -0500
>To: adamw@a2a.com, Studiotri@aol.com, mediana@students.uiuc.edu,
> pszczepa@cisco.com, MPAZ@mail.bolling.af.mil, Rpilar@ix.netcom.com,
> Lewjacq@aol.com, SENAUDREY@aol.com
>Subject: Fwd: Don't Break the Chain -Forwarded
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>Forwarded message:
>Subj: Fwd: Don't Break the Chain -Forwarded
>Date: 96-11-27 13:03:01 EST
>From: SafeDav
>To: SMediana
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>Forwarded message:
>From: hawk@terminal.cz (John Hawkes)
>To: safedav@aol.com
>Date: 96-11-27 06:05:59 EST
>
>
>>>>
>>>>PLEASE READ THESE TIDBITS AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS. DON'T BE THE ONE WHO
>>>>BREAKS THE CHAIN AND ENDS THE GOOD LUCK!
>>>>
>>>>IMPORTANT: Do not keep this message, pass it on to five people.
>>>>
>>>> * Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when
>>>> you can't drink and drive?
>>>>
>>>> * Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
>>>>
>>>> * Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
>>>>
>>>> * Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead
>>>> of parachutes?
>>>>
>>>> * Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is
>>>> prohibited there?
>>>>
>>>> * Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
>>>>
>>>> * Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
>>>> situations?
>>>>
>>>> * How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work
>>>> in the mornings?
>>>>
>>>> * If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are
>>>> there locks on the doors?
>>>>
>>>> * If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
>>>>
>>>> * If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON
>>>> stick to the pan?
>>>>
>>>> * If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped
>>>> it from a height, what would happen?
>>>>
>>>> * If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what
>>>> happens when you turn on the headlights?
>>>>
>>>> * You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the
>>>> protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"
>>>>
>>>> * Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the
>>>> drive-up ATM?
>>>>
>>>> * Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
>>>>
>>>> * Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's
>>>> called a shipment, but when you transport something by
>>>> ship, it's called cargo?
>>>>
>>>> * You know that little indestructible black box that is
>>>> used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out
>>>> of the same substance?
>>>>
>>>> * Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an
>>>> address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
>>>>
>>>> * Did you know who in 1923 was:
>>>>
>>>> 1. President of the largest steel company?
>>>> 2. President of the largest gas company?
>>>> 3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?
>>>> 4. Greatest wheat speculator?
>>>> 5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
>>>> 6. Great Bear of Wall Street?
>>>>
>>>> * These men should have been considered some of the world's
>>>> most successful men. At least they found the secret of
>>>> making money. Now more than 55 years later, do you know
>>>> what has become of these men?
>>>>
>>>> 1. The President of the largest steel company,
>>>> Charles Schwab, died a pauper.
>>>> 2. The President of the largest gas company,
>>>> Edward Hopson, is insane.
>>>> 3. The President of the N.Y.S.E.,
>>>> Richard Whitney, was released from prison to
>>>> die at home.
>>>> 4. The greatest wheat speculator,
>>>> Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.
>>>> 5. The President of the Bank of International
>>>> Settlement shot himself.
>>>> 6. The Great Bear of Wall Street,
>>>> Cosabee Rivermore, died of suicide.
>>>>
>>>> * The same year, 1923, the winner of the most
>>>> important golf championship, Gene Sarazan, won the
>>>> U.S. Open and PGA Tournaments. Today he is still
>>>> playing golf and is solvent.
>>>>
>>>> CONCLUSION: STOP WORRYING ABOUT BUSINESS AND
>>>> START PLAYING GOLF
>>>>
>>>> * This letter originated in The Netherlands, has been passed
>>>> around the world at least 20 times, bringing good luck to
>>>> everyone who Passed it on.
>>>>
>>>> * Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just have your
>>>> wonderful, efficient cpu make five additional copies and
>>>> send it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck.
>>>> You will see that something good happens to you four days
>>>> from now if the chain is not broken.
>>>>
>>>> This is not a joke. You will receive good luck in four
>>>> days.
>
>John Hawkes
>Bar Manager
>Terminal Bar, Internet Cafe s.r.o
>02/231-8890 tel.
>02/231-1774 fax
>hawk@terminal.cz
>http://www.terminal.cz
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