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Just something I had forwarded to me, hope you like it.
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ONLY IN MERRY OLDE ENGLAND (actual trial)
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When
she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated
on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed
more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst
out laughing. She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why
he acted in such a manner. His reply was:
When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing
she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisment which
read "Coming Soon The Gold Dust Twins", then she moved
under one that read "Sloans Liniments remove Swelling".
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving
advertisment which read "William Stick Did The Trick".
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the
fourth move she sat under an advertisment which read
"Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident."
He won the case.
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