> >From today's Sunday Times (British newspaper) 25th January 1998
> You just have to sympathise with the driver of a convertible (sic) Triumph
> who spotted a youth standing on a bridge, apparently drunk.
> the driver concerned was trundling towards a small traffic jam and noticed the
> man unzipping his trousers and adopting the "urinating position". Fearing the
> worst, he accelerated to avoid the inevitable downpour, but went straight
> into the back of another car, which had a sunroof and had stopped for the same
> reason. Sadly, somebody had to take the blame and since the youth ran off, it
> had to be the Spitfire owner. Not a bad excuse, though.
It just goes to show you, that it is always better to be "PISSED OFF" than
"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible
to travel across the country coast to coast without seeing
anything." -- Charles Kuralt