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Fw: too much email?

To: "Triumph List" <triumphs@autox.team.net>
Subject: Fw: too much email?
From: "Kinderlehrer" <kinderlehrer@mindspring.com>
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2000 15:23:36 -0800charset="iso-8859-1"
No LBC content, but certainly email related so I thought some may enjoy it-
others may see too much truth in it.

Subject: too much email?


> TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN EMAILERS ANONYMOUS.
> >
> > 10.  You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your email
on the way back to bed.
> >
> > 9.  Your firstborn is named Dotcom.
> >
> > 8.  You turn off your computer and feel as if you just pulled the plug
on
  a loved one.
> >
> > 7.  You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop in your lap. . .
> and your child in the overhead compartment.
> >
> > 6.  You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just
> for  the free Internet access.
> >
> > 5.  You find yourself typing "com" after every period.com
> >
> > 4.  You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
> >
> > 3.  You move into a new home and decide to Netscape before you
> landscape.
> >
> > 2.  You start tilting your head sideways to smile.  :)
> >
> > AND THE #1 SIGN THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN EMAILERS ANONYMOUS:
> >
> >
> > 1.  Immediately after reading this list, you email it to someone.
> (like I just did)
>
>


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