Good one Graham but............
> Hi All
>
> Thought you might like this!
>
> A new employee is hired at the "Tickle me Elmo" factory. The manager
> explains what they want her to do, and she starts the following day at 8am.
> At 8.45 there's a knock on the manager's door, and the assembly line
> supervisor comes in and starts ranting about the new employee. She is
> incredibly slow, and the whole production line is backing up. The manager
> goes to the production floor with the supervisor, and sure enough there are
> Elmo's everywhere. At the end of the line sits the new employee, she has a
> large roll of the material from which the Elmo's are made, and a huge bag of
> marbles. They watch as she carefully cuts a square of material, wraps it
> around two marbles, and then sews the little package to the front of Elmo's
> trousers, between his legs. The manager starts laughing hysterically, then
> walks over to the girl and says "I'm sorry, I guess I didn't make your
> instructions clear. Here, I'll write down what I said" he takes out a sheet
> of paper and writes "You will sit at the end of the production line, and
> give each Elmo two test tickles."
>
> Graham. What's an "Elmo"
> 2.5 PI MKII
> Sprinted Dolomite Is it a "test tickled" Dolly???
> 2000 MKI
> Toledo Mike
> 1300 Front Wheel Drive
>
> http://www.triumph-iw.co.uk
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