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Subject: LBC Humor
Date: Thu, 5 Aug 2004 21:37:16 -0700
You may be a British Car Owner if you ...
        Always Park Downhill.
        The guy at the  parts house is listed as a dependent on your 
income tax form.
        You get in your car and are surprised when all the instruments work.
        You tell your wife that you were out till 3 AM because the 
car broke down ...
        and  she  believes you.
        The family is no longer upset at having  to share the dinner 
table with SU  parts.
        You don't trust anyone named Lucas.
        When your generator dies, you just pull another out of your 
box of Lucas bits.
        You wash  your hands  before working in the engine compartment.
        You'd rather give the family Pit Bull a bath than  tune your 
SU carbs again.
        You allow four hours for a trip, three for repair, one for driving.
        You can unstick a jammed starter in the dark, in the rain, in 
five minutes  ...
        and don't think  it's a big deal.
        There is no oil on the garage floor so you know the car's 
completely empty.
        Your car makes a funny sound and you immediately know  what's wrong ...
        how much it will cost ... and what tools  you will need to repair it.

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Bill  Pugh
1957 TR3
Wallace, CA

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