[Fot] Not Triumph related but I can relate to some.

[Fred & Mary Hodgson]

Futile Italian Attempt @ Transportation or F%&@! Italian Automotive Tragedy

> From: budscars at comcast.net
> To: walt at hot-tr6.com; fot at autox.team.net
> Date: Mon, 1 Jun 2009 16:54:02 -0700
> Subject: Re: [Fot] Not Triumph related but I can relate to some.
>
> What do the letters FIAT stand for?
> Racer Bud
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Walter Hollowell" <walt at hot-tr6.com>
> To: "''Friends of Triumph' Triumph'" <fot at autox.team.net>
> Sent: Monday, June 01, 2009 4:36 PM
> Subject: [Fot] Not Triumph related but I can relate to some.
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> > From: Craig [mailto:wensley_tr at comcast.net]
> > Sent: Monday, June 01, 2009 2:31 PM
> > To: Craig
> > Subject: it's time for fiat jokes.
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> > it's time for fiat jokes.
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> > Got any more of them?
> >
> > Craig
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> > How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
> > / Just follow another one around.
> >
> >
> > When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
> > / When it gets to 50,000 miles or -- in other words -- never.
> >
> > Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
> > / They enlarged the "Fiat" logo.
> >
> > What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
> > /The bus and train timetables so you can find your way home.
> >
> > How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
> > / Push it over a cliff.
> >
> > A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for
> > my
> > Fiat."
> > / The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
> >
> > How do you make a Fiat go faster?
> > /Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.
> >
> > What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
> > / A miracle.
> >
> >
> > What do you call Two Fiats on a hilltop?
> > / Science fiction.
> >
> >
> > What do you call Three Fiats on a hilltop?
> > / A funny place to build a Fiat factory.
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