[Healeys] Friday Funny

[John Soderling]

      The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

      After they got their tent all set up, both men fell

      Sound asleep.

      Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and

      Says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?"

      The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

      "What that tell you?" asked Tonto

      The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

      "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are

      Millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be

      Approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

      Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are

      Small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we

      Will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell

      You, Tonto?"

      "You dumber than buffalo dung. Someone stole tent."







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