[JAGNUTS] Jaguar Owner's North American Tour
Bob
engl@accesscomm.ca
Tue, 4 Nov 2003 08:37:07 -0600
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Luigi ... coffee sounds good for Sunday ... where do Italian cars fit into
the proverb you sent (below) ?
Tom ... anything you can do about the weather with Brian away?
And yes, Go-Riders!
Bob
Bob et All:
With the Grey Cup nearly upon us the British have outdone themselves
again. They have revised this old e-mail proving again that British car
designers borrow ideas from the Italians. Everyone up for coffee this
coming Sunday? Go - Riders - Go!!!!!!!
Have a great day.
>
>The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
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>50?Fahrenheit (10?C)
>Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>Canadians plant gardens.
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>35?Fahrenheit (1.6?C)
>British Cars won't start
>Canadians drive with the windows down
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>32?Fahrenheit (0 ?C)
>American water freezes
>Canadian water gets thicker.
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>0?Fahrenheit (-17.9?C)
>New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
>Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
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>-60?Fahrenheit (-51?C)
>Mt.St. Helens freezes.
>Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
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>-100?Fahrenheit (-73?C)
>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
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>-173?Fahrenheit (-114?C)
>Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
>Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
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>-460?Fahrenheit (-273?C)
>Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
>Canadians start saying "cold enough for you, eh?"
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>-500?Fahrenheit (-295?C)
>Hell freezes over.
>The Saskatchewan Roughriders win the Grey Cup!!!
>
(Hey, it could happen!)
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial><FONT color=3D#0000ff><FONT size=3D2><SPAN=20
class=3D162353314-04112003>Luigi ... coffee sounds good for Sunday ... =
where do=20
Italian cars fit into the proverb you sent (below) ? =20
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial><FONT color=3D#0000ff><FONT size=3D2><SPAN=20
class=3D162353314-04112003>Tom ... anything you can do about the weather =
with=20
Brian away?</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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class=3D162353314-04112003></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial><FONT color=3D#0000ff><FONT size=3D2><SPAN=20
class=3D162353314-04112003>And yes, =
Go-Riders!</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial><FONT color=3D#0000ff><FONT size=3D2><SPAN=20
class=3D162353314-04112003>Bob </SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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class=3D162353314-04112003> </SPAN><FONT color=3D#000000>Bob et=20
All:</FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>With the Grey Cup nearly upon us the =
British have=20
outdone themselves</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>again. They have revised this old =
e-mail proving=20
again that British car</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>designers borrow ideas from the =
Italians. Everyone=20
up for coffee this</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>coming Sunday? Go - Riders - =
Go!!!!!!!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Have a great day.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>The Official Canadian =
Temperature=20
Conversion Chart</FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>50?Fahrenheit (10?C)</FONT> =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Californians shiver=20
uncontrollably.</FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Canadians plant =
gardens.</FONT>=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>35?Fahrenheit (1.6?C)</FONT>=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>British Cars won't =
start</FONT>=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Canadians drive with the =
windows=20
down</FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>32?Fahrenheit (0 ?C)</FONT> =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>American water freezes</FONT> =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Canadian water gets =
thicker.</FONT>=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>0?Fahrenheit (-17.9?C)</FONT> =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>New York City landlords =
finally turn on=20
the heat.</FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Canadians have the last =
cookout of the=20
season.</FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>-60?Fahrenheit (-51?C)</FONT> =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Mt.St. Helens freezes.</FONT> =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Canadian Girl Guides sell =
cookies=20
door-to-door.</FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>-100?Fahrenheit =
(-73?C)</FONT>=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Santa Claus abandons the =
North=20
Pole.</FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Canadians pull down their ear =
flaps.</FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>-173?Fahrenheit =
(-114?C)</FONT>=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Ethyl alcohol Freezes.</FONT> =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Canadians get frustrated when =
they can't=20
thaw the keg.</FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>-460?Fahrenheit =
(-273?C)</FONT>=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Absolute zero; all atomic =
motion=20
stops.</FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Canadians start saying "cold =
enough for=20
you, eh?"</FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>-500?Fahrenheit =
(-295?C)</FONT>=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>Hell freezes over.</FONT> =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>>The Saskatchewan Roughriders =
win the Grey=20
Cup!!!</FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>(Hey, it could happen!)</FONT></DIV>
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