[JAGNUTS] You are Eligible for Our Grand Prize

[Bob]

HELLO

 

MY NAME IS MOMBUTU WANNA LITTLEBRITISHCARFORCHRISTMAS.  I AM THE SECOND
COUSIN OF THE THIRD WIFE OF THE BROTHER OF THE NOW DEPOSED GENERAL
DONWANNOFRIGGINALFA OF EAST LOWER SLOBOVIA.  I HAVE BILLIONS OF AMERICAN
DOLLARS I WANT TO DISPOSE OF AND YOU ARE JUST THE PERSON I NEED TO LAUNDER,
ER, I MEAN, PARTNER WITH TO GET SOME OF THIS MONEY TO MY PERSONAL BANK
ACCOUNT IN ROLEAU.  PLEASE SEND TEN MILLION DOLLARS AMERICAN (TO COVER
POSTAGE) AND I WILL SEND YOU A BANK NOTE FOR $8.57 IN CANADIAN CURRENCY.  I
WILL HAVE TO ASK YOU NOT TO CASH THE BANK NOTE FOR SIX MONTHS AND I WILL BE
TRAVELLING.  PLEASE DO NOT TELL YOUR DEPARTMENT OF IMMIGRATION, AS I AM NOT
AN EXOTIC DANCER AND DO NOT WANT TO EMMIGRATE TO YOUR COUNTRY. WE ALSO HAVE
A SECOND OFFER FOR OUR FRIENDS IN THE DEMOCRATIC HOMELANDS:  IF YOUR SPAM
BLOCKER HAS NOT BLOCKED THIS MESSAGE, YOU HAVE RESPONDED TO THE REQUEST TO
UPDATE YOUR JAGNUTS ROSTER INFORMATION, AND YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO SEND
ME THE CORRECT NAME OF THE GROUP THAT SINGS ON THE JAGNUTS CHRISTMAS
HOMEPAGE, I HAVE VOLUNTEERED LUIGI TO BUY YOU A COFFEE NEXT WEEK AT COFFEE.
(SSSSHHHH . I HAVEN'T TOLD LUIGI YET AS IT'S A SECRET).

 

MOMBUTU (Scar face) WANNA LITTLEBRITISHCARFORCHRISTMAS