[JAGNUTS] GroundHobbs Day - February 8
Bob
bob at jagnuts.ca
Sat Jan 31 08:24:09 MST 2015
Hear ye, Hear ye ... Here ye !
In Gobbler's Knob (better known as Fusion 28 or whatever the number is) this
magnificent GroundHobbs Day, February 8th, 2015, our own Swami John, the
seer of Seers, the prognosticator of Prognosticators, will be summoned from
his burrow.
With one of three visions the magnificent Swami shall upon us bestow:
. "As I look at the crowd no shadows do I see, so four
more weeks of winter it must be!".
. "As I look at the crowd many shadows do I see, so eight
more weeks of winter it must be!".
. or silence. If silence be our greeting (i.e. John does not show up),
twelve more long weeks of cold shall be our burden.
Tomorrow we start our weeklong celebrations leading up to Ground Hobbs Day
our ultimate annual event. It'll make Superbowl week look like a dull
party. Huge events planned (I just can't remember any offhand, but I know
there are some bigguns'!).
I hear our own Pawxatony John has been training for weeks, checking all the
signs, literature, pig spleens, and bird entrails he can muster.
Just 8 more sleeps!
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