[Nobbc] Humor!

[LH]

As a woman car collector that is on this group I find this sexist  
crap pretty offensive.
I think you should keep this stuff to your small circle of friends  
who might find this funny.

On Jan 5, 2009, at 11:09 AM, Greg Tatarian wrote:

> I know we're not big on banter on this list, but here's something  
> to start out the New Year with; this through my Dad, from Lyle  
> Waggoner, who was on the Carol Burnett show (my dad was a cameraman  
> and later the technical director for the show). I've modified it  
> very slightly at the end...
>
> HER DIARY ~
> Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
> We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was
> shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was
> upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
> comment on it.
> Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go
> somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he
> didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said,
> 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he
> was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing
> to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I
> told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept
> driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know
> why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'When we
> got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he
> wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there
> quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
> absent.
> Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to
> bed.. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my
> surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I
> still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
> somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know
> what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with
> someone else.. My life is a disaster.
>
> HIS DIARY:
> Lotus wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.
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