[Nobbc] Fwd: Chuckle of the day: Siamese twins walk into a bar

[Don]

>Siamese twins walk into a bar...
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>Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool..
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>One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at 
>the hip. I'm John, he's Jim . Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
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>The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite 
>conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
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>"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every 
>year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim ?" Jim agrees.
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>"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the 
>history, the beer, the culture..."
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>"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and 
>Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim ? And we can't stand the English - 
>they're so arrogant and rude."
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>"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender.
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>"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."