[Shotimes] RE: Almost lost it, aka death by phone

D Potter jpotter8@bellsouth.net
Thu, 19 Dec 2002 09:21:21 -0500


Well, you got me on the traffic circles.There were a few of those in NC when
I was there. Thank Bob Kentuckians have enough sense (or an absolute
inabilty to navigate) to leave roundabouts where they belong (ass-backwards
British roads).

DP


----- Original Message -----
From: "Randy Palmer" <Randy_Palmer@hotmail.com>
To: "D Potter" <jpotter8@bellsouth.net>
Cc: <shotimes@autox.team.net>
Sent: Monday, December 16, 2002 10:40 AM
Subject: Re: [Shotimes] RE: Almost lost it, aka death by phone


>
> You know.  The typical.
>
> Drivers cutting lane to lane at 80-85 while the other traffic's doing
70-75.
>
> Following less than 1 car length off your bumper.
>
> Refusing to allow cars coming in from the on-ramp to merge.
>
> The car behind you on the on-ramp pulling out around you to merge out
first
> and then not allowing you to get in.
>
> Passing on the right.
>
> Passing on the right in the breakdown lane.
>
> Barreling into traffic circles without regard to cars already in the
rotary.
>
> Pulling a 4 (or 5) car freight train turning left on the green light.
>
> Pulling a left turning freight train through the yellow/red light or
> blatently running the red.
>
> Cars coming to the front of the left lane at a stoplight turning right
> across your bow because they don't think they should have to wait in line
in
> the right turning lane.
>
> Pulling out halfway into the road and sitting there blocking the lane to
> make a left turn while waiting for a gap to open in the on-coming lane.
>
> Scraping off a small porthole in the front windshield while leaving the
side
> windows and rear windshield covered in ice and snow.
>
> Talking on cell phones, reading books, putting on makeup, eating
breakfast.
>
> You know, just generally trying to get ahead of everybody else without
> regard to anyone's safety or the rules of the road.
>
>    -RP
>
>
> > Now, what exactly happens in Boston that would curl my hair? They have
> > aliens from Planet 9 driving there? They transport Uranium, dumped
loosely
> > in unsafe dump trucks? Every other car is someone's great granparent in
a
> > Buick? No one's driving curls anything on me except my ire.
> >
> > DP