[Shotimes] OT Fw: Amusing motorsport racing waiver form OT

[Ron Nottingham]

Forwarded for your amusement :-)

Ron N. - Dalton, GA
90 SHO

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> > ---<snip>---
> > [ original: http://www.isaacdirect.com/images/Waiver.PDF ]
> >
> >
> > WARNING!  THIS IS A WAIVER OF RIGHTS
> >
> > You have at least one warm brain cell and therefore know that any kind
> > of racing is dangerous. After all, the idea is to go as fast as
> > possible and then stop. How you stop is something we have no control
> > over.
> >
> > Safety products are like birth control. Whatever you do, do something,
> > because anything is better than nothing. An Isaac* product is better
> > than nothing, but if you hit something hard enough fast enough, you
> > are going to get hurt. You might die. In fact, if you hit something
> > really hard really fast, you will die and there is nothing we can do
> > about it. You are responsible for your safety, not us. If you don't
> > like it, don't race.
> >
> > Once we ship the product, it is out of our control. You have to take
> > care of it. If it doesn't look right, or feel right, or act right,
> > don't use it. Send it back to us. If you crash, don't use it
> > again. Send it back to us. Help us make it a better product.
> >
> > Read the instructions. Use the product according to the
> > instructions. Don't modify it. And don't drill holes in the helmet
> > while you are wearing the helmet. If someone else wants to use the
> > product, it's your job to make sure they use it correctly, not ours.
> >
> > If you can sign your name below you have at least one warm brain cell,
> > so here's the deal: We will sell you an Isaac* product if you promise
> > not to sue us. That's it, pure and simple. Keep in mind that "you"
> > means you, your family, friends, heirs, estate, successors, assigns
> > and anyone else who comes along, including someone you may be buying
> > it for. "Us" means just that: the company, its employees, managers,
> > officers, directors, affiliates, partners/shareholders/members,
> > agents, representatives, etc. In other words, you guys won't sue us
> > guys. We could drag this part out for pages, but you are racers, not
> > nambypamby whiners who sit up late at night watching TV commercials
> > that have some lawyer telling you to call 1-800-SUETHEM.
> >
> > That's about it. If you sign below you guys agree not to sue us guys,
> > you guys agree to use the product like you're supposed to, and you
> > guys understand and agree that the product has no warranties,
> > expressed or implied. If you don't sign below, we guys aren't going to
> > sell it to you guys. Sorry, but that's the way it has to be.
> >
> > I HAVE READ THE ABOVE AND AGREE WITH ALL OF IT, ESPECIALLY THE 
> > NAMBYPAMBY
> > PART.
> >
> > Printed Name of Purchaser: 
> > _______________________________________________
> > Signature of Purchaser: 
> > __________________________________________________
> > Printed Name of Witness: 
> > ________________________________________________
> > Signature of Witness: 
> > ___________________________________________________
> > Date: ________________________________________________________________
> >
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