[Shotimes] OT: spam

[Damacus]

What, you mean the legitimate emails about your penis, or your druggie pill 
habbits, or the cost per pound of your favorite herb?

Or your banker writing you that you really shouldn't get a 4th mortgage on 
your home to finance your drug habit?

 I mean really, Ian, I think your so called JUNK BOX is just a clearing house
for information on all of your illegitimate acts.

Pffft. :)

Damacus

On Mon, Oct 14, 2002 at 10:45:45AM -0400, Ian Fisher wrote:
> Yeah, but either I am not setting them up properly or they just don't
> work too well. Because the originating address is constantly changed,
> Outlook doesn't always recognize it as junk. I always get something that
> looks like it came from me (about mortgages)..I guess I could make a
> mailbox that sent all emails with the word (penis, pills, rates,
> mortgage, etc) to that mailbox and I could delete them after reviewing
> them to ensure that they aren't valid emails...
> 
> Ian
> 
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: shotimes-admin@autox.team.net
> [mailto:shotimes-admin@autox.team.net] On Behalf Of Paul Nimz
> Sent: Monday, October 14, 2002 10:31 AM
> To: Ian Fisher; shotimes@autox.team.net
> Subject: Re: [Shotimes] OT: spam
> 
> 
> filters,filters,filters
> 
> Paul Nimz
> '97 TR SHO
> '93 EG mtx SHO
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Ian Fisher" <ianf@eden.rutgers.edu>
> To: <shotimes@autox.team.net>
> Sent: Monday, October 14, 2002 9:14 AM
> Subject: [Shotimes] OT: spam
> 
> 
> > Is anyone else out there sick of getting up in the morning, checking 
> > their email and finding that: 1. Women find you unattractive.
> > 2. Sometimes Men do as well. (not that I care)
> > 3. Now is a great time for a mortgage.
> > 4. Your penis is at least 4 inches too short
> > 5. You are in debt and creditors are harassing you
> > 6. You should really take herbal pills recommended by a doctor that
> > doesn't have a license
> > 7. Your sex life isn't good and she isn't happy either
> > 8. You are going bald
> > 9. You are bald and want hair back.
> > 10. Apparently you don't shop on the web enough.
> > 11. If you are paying more than 4.5%, you're paying too much (doesn't
> > even say what the rate applies to)
> > 12. If little Johnny's mother found $75,000 cash in his pants, then
> you
> > as well can make that kind of money by buying junk in a pyramid
> scheme.
> > If you doubt it, there are a ton of testimonials that say contrary!
> > (wow..sarcasm mode on)
> > 
> > And so on..
> > 
> > The sad thing is that these spammers mask their IP and originating 
> > addresses so that forwarding these messages to abuse@_._ and 
> > postmaster@_._ are proving to be pointless...
> > 
> > I haven't used the delete key this much since I was on the GTP list.
> > 
> > I wonder if that kid that needed the chain email forwarded to get his 
> > heart transplant ever died because I deleted the email..
> > 
> > Hmmm
> > 
> > Ian
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