[Shotimes] I HATE my SHO, shotimes, and all of you!!!!

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Is this a joke, or what...
----- Original Message -----
From: "James F. Ryan III" <av8r567@optonline.net>
To: <shotimes@autox.team.net>; <techsho@topica.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 6:45 PM
Subject: [Shotimes] I HATE my SHO, shotimes, and all of you!!!!


> I REALLY hate this place. I thought my engine was perfectly fine but most
if
> not all of you have convinced me that apparently MY engine was installed
> incorrectly at the factory.  I will fix this 'problem' by mounting my V6
so
> the front of the engine truly faces the front of the car.  It looks like
> it'll be a ton of work, will require lots of custom fabrication, and cost
a
> LOT of money.  But I'll do it because you guys said so.
>
> After finding the SHOtimes & TechSHO lists, I am now aware of all the
> problems with my SHO. With all the informative responses, I, of course,
> immediately try some of the proposed fixes. Unfortunately, many of my
> problems are now fixed. This just made it possible for me to hear the
other
> noises that had been masked by the more prominent sounds.
>
> This place has gotten me so worked up about my SHO that I can't even
listen
> to my radio. I spend all my time driving trying to hear "clunks", "pops",
> "bangs", and "grinding" noises. I stay awake at night wondering if
tomorrow
> will be the day I order my Quaife, cams, BBBs, etc.  I will probably lose
my
> job because I spend so much time reading SHO e-mails and looking through
the
> SHO websites.
>
> Before this place, I thought my headlights were fine. But nooooooo, I have
> learned they are in fact very yellow. I purchased 15 products just to make
> the lens clearer. 7 of the products were not even designed to take the
> yellow out of lenses. But you guys said they would do wonders for my
lights.
> (They did)
>
> My bank account is getting depleted, what with having to change all my
> fluids to synthetic. (Do they make synthetic radiator fluid and synthetic
> windshield washer fluid? If so, I'm sure I'll need to get some.) I start
to
> wonder how I've gotten this far in life without purchasing and installing
> every part manufactured/sold by Vadim and Josh. I'm on a first name basis
> with the local AutoZone. NAPA now sends me birthday cards. I got invited
to
> an office party at Pep Boys. All because of this place.
>
> You people will be the death of me.  :^)
>
>
>
> Jim Ryan
> Wayne, NJ
> '91 Plus - all white/mocha with fiberglass hood, rod shifter, & rear
spoiler
>
> 255 Lph fuel pump, SHO Shop can & horn, 80mm MAF, S&B cone filter, SHO
Shop
> HiFlow Y-pipe & cat-back exhaust, SHO Shop LPM, SHO Shop underdrive
pulleys,
> SHO Shop HiRevs Jr clutch & steel billet LiteWeight flywheel, reinforced
> engine & trans mounts, SHO Shop TQ limiters, SHO NUT aluminum SFBs, FPS
'96
> SHO front brakes, Carbotech F brake pads, Nook's full-body SFCs, Koni adj
> struts, SHO Shop linear springs, 24mm FSB, 26mm RSB, SHO Shop steel f&r
> STBs, Bridgestone Potenza RE-730 225/55-16, CATZ MSP fog lights, police
> grille
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