[Shotimes] I HATE my SHO, shotimes, and all of you!!!!

[James F. Ryan III]

Oh, brother this is a tough crowd!!!

Of course it's a joke.  There was a smiley face at the end!

Can't you tell 'fake sarcasm' when you read it?

I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS!!!


Jim Ryan
Wayne, NJ
'91 Plus - all white/mocha with fiberglass hood, rod shifter, & rear spoiler

255 Lph fuel pump, SHO Shop can & horn, 80mm MAF, S&B cone filter, SHO Shop
HiFlow Y-pipe & cat-back exhaust, SHO Shop LPM, SHO Shop underdrive pulleys,
SHO Shop HiRevs Jr clutch & steel billet LiteWeight flywheel, reinforced
engine & trans mounts, SHO Shop TQ limiters, SHO NUT aluminum SFBs, FPS '96
SHO front brakes, Carbotech F brake pads, Nook's full-body SFCs, Koni adj
struts, SHO Shop linear springs, 24mm FSB, 26mm RSB, SHO Shop steel f&r
STBs, Bridgestone Potenza RE-730 225/55-16, CATZ MSP fog lights, police
grille

 

 

 


> -----Original Message-----
> From: -Newmy- [mailto:thenewmster@shaw.ca]
> Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 9:11 PM
> To: James F. Ryan III; shotimes@autox.team.net; techsho@topica.com
> Subject: Re: [Shotimes] I HATE my SHO, shotimes, and all of you!!!!
> 
> Is this a joke, or what...
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "James F. Ryan III" <av8r567@optonline.net>
> To: <shotimes@autox.team.net>; <techsho@topica.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 6:45 PM
> Subject: [Shotimes] I HATE my SHO, shotimes, and all of you!!!!
> 
> 
> > I REALLY hate this place. I thought my engine was perfectly fine but
> most
> if
> > not all of you have convinced me that apparently MY engine was installed
> > incorrectly at the factory.  I will fix this 'problem' by mounting my V6
> so
> > the front of the engine truly faces the front of the car.  It looks like
> > it'll be a ton of work, will require lots of custom fabrication, and
> cost
> a
> > LOT of money.  But I'll do it because you guys said so.
> >
> > After finding the SHOtimes & TechSHO lists, I am now aware of all the
> > problems with my SHO. With all the informative responses, I, of course,
> > immediately try some of the proposed fixes. Unfortunately, many of my
> > problems are now fixed. This just made it possible for me to hear the
> other
> > noises that had been masked by the more prominent sounds.
> >
> > This place has gotten me so worked up about my SHO that I can't even
> listen
> > to my radio. I spend all my time driving trying to hear "clunks",
> "pops",
> > "bangs", and "grinding" noises. I stay awake at night wondering if
> tomorrow
> > will be the day I order my Quaife, cams, BBBs, etc.  I will probably
> lose
> my
> > job because I spend so much time reading SHO e-mails and looking through
> the
> > SHO websites.
> >
> > Before this place, I thought my headlights were fine. But nooooooo, I
> have
> > learned they are in fact very yellow. I purchased 15 products just to
> make
> > the lens clearer. 7 of the products were not even designed to take the
> > yellow out of lenses. But you guys said they would do wonders for my
> lights.
> > (They did)
> >
> > My bank account is getting depleted, what with having to change all my
> > fluids to synthetic. (Do they make synthetic radiator fluid and
> synthetic
> > windshield washer fluid? If so, I'm sure I'll need to get some.) I start
> to
> > wonder how I've gotten this far in life without purchasing and
> installing
> > every part manufactured/sold by Vadim and Josh. I'm on a first name
> basis
> > with the local AutoZone. NAPA now sends me birthday cards. I got invited
> to
> > an office party at Pep Boys. All because of this place.
> >
> > You people will be the death of me.  :^)
> >
> >
> >
> > Jim Ryan
> > Wayne, NJ
> > '91 Plus - all white/mocha with fiberglass hood, rod shifter, & rear
> spoiler
> >
> > 255 Lph fuel pump, SHO Shop can & horn, 80mm MAF, S&B cone filter, SHO
> Shop
> > HiFlow Y-pipe & cat-back exhaust, SHO Shop LPM, SHO Shop underdrive
> pulleys,
> > SHO Shop HiRevs Jr clutch & steel billet LiteWeight flywheel, reinforced
> > engine & trans mounts, SHO Shop TQ limiters, SHO NUT aluminum SFBs, FPS
> '96
> > SHO front brakes, Carbotech F brake pads, Nook's full-body SFCs, Koni
> adj
> > struts, SHO Shop linear springs, 24mm FSB, 26mm RSB, SHO Shop steel f&r
> > STBs, Bridgestone Potenza RE-730 225/55-16, CATZ MSP fog lights, police
> > grille
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