[Shotimes] OT joke

[Mike.Wojton@us.o-i.com]

I laughed out loud at this one:

Indian Winter

It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new
Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.  Since he was an Indian
Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and
when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the heck the weather was
going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe
that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the
village should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical
leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth,
called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter
going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the 
meteorologist
at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
wood in order to be prepared.

One week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going
to be a very cold winter?" he asked.

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to 
be
a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every
scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you
absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

Absolutely," the man replied. "It looks like it's going to be one of the
coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."


Mike Wojton
Toledo, Ohio

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