[Shotimes] (OT) idea for "Top Gun" parody

[van Oss]

I have an idea for a parody movie.  Got to thinking about it while cooking the
New Year's feast.  Here are the Top Ten dialogue clips from "Top Chef":

10.  "I've gotta do something here ... I just can't believe it.  I have to
give you two your dream shot.  You two idiots are going to Top Chef."

9.  "The first time I crashed and burned."  "And the second?"  "Well, I don't
know, but the souffle is looking good so far."

8.  "Goose is dead."

7.  "The simple fact is that you feel responsible for the goose's death, and
you have a confidence problem."

6.  "What are you doing?  You're slowing down!"  "I'm gonna bring the gravy
and the veggies in closer, Merlin."  "You're gonna do WHAT!"

5.  "Okay, Mav, time to Turn and Burn!"    (uh, wait, that's original)

4.  "Maverick get your ass up here!  I'm in deep shit!  I'm engaged with five,
I repeat five side dishes!"

3.  "Well, I heard that the best of the best was going to be back here ... and
I got hungry."

2.  "Negative, Ghostrider, the oven is full."

And the number one dialogue clip from the parody film "Top Chef":

1.  "That was some of the best flambi I've seen yet.  Right up to the part
where you got burned."

Joseph van Oss