[Shotimes] OT More from the archives...

[Ron Nottingham]

Mike, you obviously have WAY to much time on your hands!!!

Ron N. - Dalton, GA
90 SHO

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Michael S Wojton" <Mike.Wojton@owens-ill.com>


> REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS:
> 
>  1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
>  2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
>  3. Fox In Detox
>  4. Who Shat in the Hat?
>  5. Horton Hires a Ho
>  6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
>  7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
>  8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
>  9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
> 10. The Cat in the Blender
> 11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
> 12. Are You My Proctologist?
> 13. Yentl the Lentil
> 14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
> 15. Aunts in My Pants
> 
> "LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS" THAT NEVER MADE IT:
> 
>  1. You Are Different and That's Bad
>  2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
>  3. Dad's New Wife Robert
>  4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
>  5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
>  6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
>  7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
>  8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
>  9. All Cats Go to Hell
> 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
> 11. Some Kittens Can Fly
> 12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
> 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
> 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
> 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
> 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
> 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
> 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
> 19. You Were an Accident
> 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
> 21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
> 22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
> 23. Your Nightmares Are Real
> 24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
> 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
> 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
> 27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
> 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry