[Shotimes] OT SOTU drinking

[Michael S Wojton]

You're right!  I knew something was missing, but couldn't put my finger
on it.


Mike Wojton
Toledo, Ohio

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"Avoid the clap." - Jimmy Dugan

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Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 13:49:04 -0600
To: Mike.Wojton, shotimes@autox.team.net
From: midwestshospecialists@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: [Shotimes] OT  SOTU drinking game

Thats odd, no mention of "weapons of mass destruction"?

Mike Kopstain
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Michael S Wojton" <Mike.Wojton@owens-ill.com>
To: <shotimes@autox.team.net>
Sent: Tuesday, January 28, 2003 12:58 PM
Subject: [Shotimes] OT SOTU drinking game


> The Official State of the Union Address Drinking Game:
>
> Drink once whenever:
>
> 1. Bush mispronounces a word.
> 2. A nominee for Democratic Presidential Candidate appears on camera.
> 3. Bush threatens Iraq.
> 4. A new country is added to the "Axis of Evil" (one drink per country).
> 5. The words "faith based initiative" are used.
> 6. Bush refers to Islam as "a religion of peace."
> 7. Senator Hilary Clinton (D-NY) fakes a smile or arbitrarily applauds.
> 8. Bush claims that our economy is recovering.
> 9. Saddam Hussein is declared a threat to all "freedom loving peoples"
> 10. The word "bipartisan" is used.
> 11. A tax cut in excess of 200 billion dollars is proposed.
> 12. The restructuring of Medicare is referred to as "best left to private
>     insurance companies."
>
> Drink twice whenever:
>
> 1. The "Bush twins" are shown.
> 2. The words "nuclear," "chemical" and "biological" are used in one
>    sentence.
> 3. "Nuclear" is mispronounced "nookular."
> 4. The audience applauds for more than twenty seconds.
>
>
> Mike Wojton
> Toledo, Ohio
>
> -'95 Green MTX  3/01-1/03
>    ShoShop y-pipe
>
> -'95 White Mtx
>    '96 Brake Upgrade
>
> "Avoid the clap." - Jimmy Dugan
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