[Shotimes] O.T. Thoughts for Feb. 14th poems
KICKINSHO@aol.com
KICKINSHO@aol.com
Thu, 30 Jan 2003 23:23:10 EST
I know this is off topic, but my sister sent these to me and I thought some
of them were bordering between quite funny and quite true. Depending of
course, who you are thinking of at the time.
> > These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
> > romantic first line but least romantic second line:
> >
> > 1. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> > But I only slept with you, because I was pissed
> >
> > 2. I thought that I could love no other
> > Until, that is, I met your brother
> >
> > 3. Roses are red, violets are blue,
> > sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> > But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
> > the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
> >
> > 4. Of loving beauty you float with grace
> > If only you could hide your face
> >
> > 5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> > This describes everything you are not
> >
> > 6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
> > Just don't take that bag off of your face
> >
> > 7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> > I'm so damned good at telling lies!
> >
> > 8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> > Marrying you screwed up my life
> >
> > 9. I see your face when I am dreaming
> > That's why I always wake up screaming
> >
> > 10. My love you take my breath away
> > What have you stepped in, to smell this way
> >
> > 11. My feelings for you no words can tell
> > Except for maybe "go to hell"
> >
> > 12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > Two parts vodka, one part lime
>
Kris
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