[Shotimes] O.T. Thoughts for Feb. 14th poems

[Ron Nottingham]

Hey, we'll have none of that on this list ;-)  Some of us have wives that
remember things and touch us!!!  :-)

Ron N. - Dalton, GA
90 SHO
"It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile"

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From: "Zoltan" <nd4spdsho@cox.net>
To: <KICKINSHO@aol.com>; <shotimes@autox.team.net>
Sent: Thursday, January 30, 2003 11:56 PM
Subject: RE: [Shotimes] O.T. Thoughts for Feb. 14th poems


> Those are great!  I'm anti valentine's day all the way  :-D
> Z
>
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> Sent: Thursday, January 30, 2003 11:23 PM
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> Subject: [Shotimes] O.T. Thoughts for Feb. 14th poems
>
> I know this is off topic, but my sister sent these to me and I thought
some
> of them were bordering between quite funny and quite true.  Depending of
> course, who you are thinking of at the time.
>
>
>
>
>
> > > These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
> > > romantic first line but least romantic second line:
> > >
> > > 1.  Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> > >  But I only slept with you, because I was pissed
> > >
> > >  2. I thought that I could love no other
> > >  Until, that is, I met your brother
> > >
> > >  3. Roses are red, violets are blue,
> > >  sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> > >  But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
> > >  the sugar  bowl's empty and so is  your head.
> > >
> > >  4. Of loving beauty you float with grace
> > >  If only you could hide your face
> > >
> > >  5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> > >  This describes everything you are not
> > >
> > >  6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
> > >  Just don't take that bag off of your face
> > >
> > >  7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> > >  I'm so damned good at telling lies!
> > >
> > >  8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> > >  Marrying you screwed up my life
> > >
> > >  9. I see your face when I am dreaming
> > >  That's why I always wake up screaming
> > >
> > >  10. My love you take my breath away
> > >  What have you stepped in, to smell this way
> > >
> > >  11. My feelings for you no words can tell
> > >  Except for maybe "go to hell"
> > >
> > >  12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > >  Two parts vodka, one part lime
> >
>
>
> Kris
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