[Shotimes] O.T. Thoughts for Fe

[Michael S Wojton]

LMAO!  That's too funny.  Don't tell my wife I said that though.  ; )


Mike Wojton
Toledo, Ohio

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Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 23:23:10 EST
To: shotimes@autox.team.net
From: KICKINSHO@aol.com
Sender: shotimes-admin@autox.team.net
Subject: [Shotimes] O.T.  Thoughts for Feb. 14th poems

I know this is off topic, but my sister sent these to me and I thought some
of them were bordering between quite funny and quite true.  Depending of
course, who you are thinking of at the time.





> > These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
> > romantic first line but least romantic second line:
> >
> > 1.  Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> >  But I only slept with you, because I was pissed
> >
> >  2. I thought that I could love no other
> >  Until, that is, I met your brother
> >
> >  3. Roses are red, violets are blue,
> >  sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> >  But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
> >  the sugar  bowl's empty and so is  your head.
> >
> >  4. Of loving beauty you float with grace
> >  If only you could hide your face
> >
> >  5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> >  This describes everything you are not
> >
> >  6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
> >  Just don't take that bag off of your face
> >
> >  7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> >  I'm so damned good at telling lies!
> >
> >  8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> >  Marrying you screwed up my life
> >
> >  9. I see your face when I am dreaming
> >  That's why I always wake up screaming
> >
> >  10. My love you take my breath away
> >  What have you stepped in, to smell this way
> >
> >  11. My feelings for you no words can tell
> >  Except for maybe "go to hell"
> >
> >  12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> >  Two parts vodka, one part lime
>


Kris
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