[Shotimes] OT: Bicycle Repairman

[Brad Corradi]

Subject: A Bicycle Repairman????

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush
and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep,
that's them."  So the guy walks over and says, "Wow,
this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in
here?"  Bush says, "We're planning WW III". And the
guy says, "Really?  What's going to happen?"  Bush
says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis
this time and one bicycle repairman."  The guy
exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?  Why kill a bicycle
repairman?  Bush turns to Powell,  punches him on the
shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?!  I told you no
one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"