[Shotimes] OT good joke

[Mike.Wojton@us.o-i.com]

I laughed out loud at this one.  I had to share.


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal
and a bottle of wine they were exhausted and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson,
look up into the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically, 
I
observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is a 
quarter
past three. Theologically, I can see that the Lord is all powerful and we
are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some
bastard has stolen our tent." 


Mike Wojton
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