[Shotimes] Re: (OT) good jokes

[Mike.Wojton@us.o-i.com]

I sent a bunch to Jim privately, but here's one I thought I'd share.
For all the engineers in the audience:

Q: What is the definition of an engineer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't
     understand.

Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the 
wrong way.


Mike Wojton
Toledo, Ohio

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shotimes-admin@autox.team.net wrote on 06/14/2003 10:44:32 PM:

> I have a good friend and co-worker who just had brain surgery and also a
> minor stroke during this surgery.  He is going back home in a few days, 
but
> he needs some good jokes to keep him occupied during his rehab and 
recovery.
> 
> Unless they are really good ones, maybe you should send to me off list?
> 
> regards, Jim White - greensho@crown.net