[Shotimes] Room and Board At convention

[Kurt Metros]

Steve,

See below:

> I'm still not sure if I'm going.  My SHO is mostly stock and I have no
> track experience, so I'd be worthless at Blackhawk and Great Lakes.

So what.
 
> I've also already toured Performance Plus, although that was 4 years
ago
> when I had my 60k done there.

So what.

> Also, my SHO ain't the prettiest thing this side of the Mississippi,
so
> I wouldn't be entering the Car SHOw.

So what.

> About the only thing I have going for me is my golf game for Tuesday
> morning!

Great!

I guess my point is that these are all lame excuses NOT to come to the
convention.  Here are some reasons you definitely SHOULD come.
 
1. The caravan up to the convention.

2. To meet a hysterical guy named Ransom from West Virginia that's crazy
enough to drive a Taurus 165MPH.

3. To watch Dave Kegel wax his struts and oil pan.

4. To see Sergio's wife pass lots of guys on the track in her track
prepped SHO.

5. To witness a set of late night brake jobs in the parking lot
performed by drunk people.

6. You'll sweat off 10 pounds of weight.

7. You get to see a faded, clapped out tin can of a SHO run 12's at the
track.

8. You'll get to see all of John H's one-off parts.

9. and then there are all of the other unexpected fun things that always
happen.

Kurt