[Shotimes] allergy to cheese

[van Oss]

Ahem.  With apologies to Ron, here are the Top Ten Signs You Might Be
Allergic to Cheese:

10.  Violent reaction in the presence of a Royal Bleu Crown Vic
9.  Porter is on your case about Par and you're thinking Parmesan
8.  You fear it will be hot but you hope for cool Brie-ses
7.  It's Porter again, you're thinking about Port and he's wondering, who's
that Dip?
6.  Could you have heard right?  Is it Blackhawk Dairy Farms?
5.  You wonder, why does somebody always have to bring up the issue of race?
Why can't we all just get along?
4.  You've heard of cheese flavored with Pesto or Pepper, but Prairie Sage?
C'mon!
3.  Kegel teases you about your height, but you know that Ementaler
2.  You're vying for the Long Distance Award and you're from Monterey, Jack

And the Number One sign that you might be allergic to Cheese:

1.  You wonder, if I take her to Green Bay, will I get to Packer?

Joseph van Oss


----- Original Message -----
... - finally decided to go tonight, cheese alergy or not - ...
Ron DeReus