[Shotimes] cheese convention slogans, part 2

[van Oss]

Ahem.  Here again are the Top Ten rejected slogans for the 2003 SHO convention
in America's Dairyland, Wisconsin.

10.  Your cheese has been moved.  Get over it.

9.  Right now, I'd rather be a Bleu Cheese than a Gray Davis!

8.  How many dairy farmers does it take to change a light bulb?  Three:  One
to apply for a subsidy, one to inject the hormones, and one to protest the
light-bulb pricing system.

7.  Speed Racer, move over.  Cheese Racer goes professional:
www.cheeseracing.org .

6.  I asked her to Cheddar clothes but she was Extra Sharp.

5.  Look, I'm not saying your subwoofers are cheesy, but "Roquefort Fosgate"?

4.  I asked if I could borrow her Jack but she went for the Pepper.

3.  In Heaven, the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers
Italian, the mechanics German, and all is coordinated by the Swiss.  In Hell,
the meals are British, the police are Iraqi, all is supported by the Italians,
and the French and Germans are...  well...  you know.

2.  Orange jumpsuit for track day?  Are you kidding?  That's so Martha.

And the Number One Rejected Slogan for the 2003 SHO Club Convention:

1.  Okay, the moon is made of Swiss cheese, with many holes.  When people
"moon" you, why is there is only one hole?

Joseph van Oss