[Shotimes] Re: (OT) Joke Of The Day

[Frank Costa]

Is This Serous?

I gonna go out and buy a honda and do this to it for 12 bucks and sell it
make 11k profit.


Frank Costa and the "SHOrage"
89 In The Currant Red Flavor 154 On The Clock

MODS-
Extrude Honed Intake
Gutted Catalytic Converters
Dynomax Catback System
Dynomax Super Turbo Mufflers
Koni Externally Adjustable Inserts
Eibach Lowering Springs
Updated Front Swaybar Endlinks
Polyurethane Rear Swaybar Endlinks
Solid Delrin Subframe Bushings
SHO Nut Front And Rear Reinforced Motor Mounts
Directional Italian SLicers
Bridgestone HR40 Tires All Around


SERVICE-
60k @ 135k
Replaced Sub Frame
Replaced Inner Tie Rods And Outer Tie Rod Ends
91 And Up, Front And Rear Swaybar ENDLINKS
New Front Strut Mounts
Ford Police Package Rear Strut Mounts
Ford OEM Transaxle Mount
5th Clutch
4th Transaxle (Damn Lead Foot)


TO BE INSTALLED-
Subframe Connectors
Rod Shifter
Rear Police Package Strut Mounts


NEXT THING TO Spontaneously Combust-
Rod Bearings Possibly
Front Main Oil Seal Leaking
Damn Konis Are knocking Around (Poorly Installed, Highly Pissed)


Shifter Linkage (Its Gonna happen, it is just a matter of time)

WISH LIST-
Just a Solid Car, Nothing fancy, JUST SOLID!


http://www.geocities.com/shoprofiles/costa.html


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Ron Porter" <ronporter@prodigy.net>
To: "'Shotimes'" <shotimes@autox.team.net>; "'V8List SHO'" <v8sho@v8sho.com>
Sent: Thursday, September 18, 2003 6:29 PM
Subject: RE: (OT) Joke Of The Day


FWIW, sidestep the clutch at about 5K.....I'll bet that you get both wheels
going most of the time (BTDT)!!

Ron Porter

-----Original Message-----
From: Ron Porter [mailto:ronporter@prodigy.net]
Sent: Thursday, September 18, 2003 4:57 PM
To: Shotimes; V8List SHO
Subject: (OT) Joke Of The Day




-----Original Message-----
From: John Dunkle [mailto:johnd@rennlist.com]
Sent: Thursday, September 18, 2003 4:13 PM
To: 911/993/996
Subject: [911] It's now officially Friday (somewhere).....


My son is selling his Honda on e-bay - check it out! ;^)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2432601336&cat
egory=6256

You have GOT to read the description.  The PICTURES are even better.
The "Fan Mail" posted is unreal.  AND THIS AUCTION has 128,000 VIEWS!
Five days left to bid, too - and it's currently at the "give away price"
of $10,269.00!!!

John D.
(DISCLAIMER - it's *NOT* my son's car (I was kidding) - or at least, I'm
not aware of this guy being my son....??  :)