[Shotimes] RE: Way (OT) Shark fishing

Carl Prochilo gr8sho@prochilo.myserver.org
Thu, 30 Oct 2003 11:41:41 -0500 (Eastern Standard Time)


Wow, that's mature.  Last I checked, the Yankees OWN the Red Sox.
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Cheers,
Carl Prochilo
1992 Ultra Red Crimson

Kirk  Doucette said:
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> As one of our local radio stations said.  " Have a great day and punch a
> Yankee fan in the face"
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> Kirk J Doucette
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Ron Porter [mailto:ronporter@prodigy.net]
> Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2003 11:21 AM
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> Subject: Way (OT) Shark fishing
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> Had to pass this along for the East Coast folks!!
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> Ron Porter
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> During a tour of Boston, the Pope took a
> couple of days off to visit the Cape for some sightseeing.
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> He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-Mobile when there was a
> frantic commotion just off shore.
> A helpless man, wearing a pin-striped Yankees jersey, was struggling
> frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
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> As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men
> wearing Red Sox jerseys.  One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's
> side.
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> The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Yankee
> fan from the water.
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> Then using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it,
> too, into the boat.
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> Immediately, the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.
> "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he said.   "I have
> been told about there being bad blood between Sox and Yankee fans but now
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> have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
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> As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "Who was
> that?"
> "It was the Pope", one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and
> has access to all of God's wisdom."
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>   "Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but
> he doesn't know jack about shark fishing.
> Is the bait holding up O.K., or do we need to get another one?"
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