[Shotimes] divorce & your SHO

[ROBERT SCHIRMER]

a little off topic- I remember a picture on ebay a while ago, about a guy who
purposely messed his SHO cause his wife was going to take it thru his divorce
settlement. Perhaps the following story is the same gentlemen??

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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per
hour.
The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at him and
speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," she says. "I know we've been married for
twenty years, but I want a divorce." The husband says nothing, keeps looking
at
the road ahead but slowly increases his speed to 45 mph.

The wife speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," she
says, "Because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a
far
better lover than you are." Again the husband stays quiet, but grips the
steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 mph. She
pushes
her luck. "I want the house," she says insistently. Up to 60 mph they go. "I
want the car, too," she continues. Up to 65 mph.

"And," she says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the
boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
makes her a wee bit nervous, so she asks him: "Isn't there anything you
want?"

The husband at last replies, in a quiet and controlled voice. "Nope, I've got
everything I need." he says.

"Oh, really?" she inquires, "So what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the husband turns to her and
smiles... "The airbag."