HEY YOU.......was: Re: [Shotimes] get me off of your forum please

[Shylo McKinsey]

Wow, go get em George.

Not trying to sympathize with anyone here, but...

There have been times where I've hated my SHO. The
time that I lost the CPS, the DPFE (or something like
that), the Computer, Fuel Pump, and the Power Steering
Pump in a time period of 3 months, I was ready to
shoot the damned car. But I didn't. I don't know what
it is, but I still love that car, and I always will. I
just can't wait to go to the convention and have you
folk give me a $4k list of whats wrong with it ;-)

Shylo McKinsey

'91 White MTX

--- George Fourchy <krazgeo@comcast.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 00:43:18 -0400, Jason Hartberger
> wrote:
> 
> >the car is just a taurus, and a taurus is a ford,
> and as such, is a SHIT BOX. 
> 
> OK....I was laughing at all of this banter until
> THIS remark came along.
> 
> HEY BUDDY.....COME OUT HERE AND LOOK AT MY CAR AND
> TELL ME IT IS A SHIT BOX.  AND
> TELL ME TO MY FACE......I DARE YOU.......
> 
> THIS "just a taurus" HAS 265,000 MILES ON
> IT.....FAST, FURIOUS, CONTINUOUS MILES. 
> IT'S BEEN TOTALED BY REAR END HITS TWO TIMES.....THE
> MOST RECENT RETURN TO THE ROAD
> FROM A REAR END HIT WAS _TWO_ WEEKS AGO.  IT HAS HAD
> EXACTLY
> ONE.....ONE.....ONE...TUNE UP, KNOWN AS A 60K
> SERVICE, SO FAR (it won't need another
> before it retires).  IT HAD A CRANK WEAR PROBLEM
> (which I fixed for 11 dollars) 
> 85,000 MILES AGO, CAUSED BY A DEALER'S POOR
> ASSEMBLY, BUT IT HAS BEEN AROUND THE
> WORLD ELEVEN.....COUNT 'EM....ELEVEN ......TIMES. 
> AND IT HAS ANOTHER TIME AND A
> HALF TO GO.
> 
> IT GOES 135 MPH WHEN I WANT IT TO.....IT GETS 32 MPG
> WHEN I WANT IT TO.....AND IT
> DOESN'T HAVE  _ONE_  SQUEAK OR RATTLE IN
> IT......ANYWHERE.
> 
> I'M DRIVING THIS CAR, AFTER ALL THOSE MILES, BECAUSE
> I  _LIKE_   IT  ...NOT BECAUSE
> I HAVE TO.  I HAVE A 2003 LEXUS GS-300 PARKED IN THE
> GARAGE NEXT TO IT THAT HASN'T
> RUN SINCE DECEMBER.....IT'S DE-INSURED....BECAUSE I
> DON'T LIKE IT AS MUCH AS THE
> "just a taurus".
> 
> SHOVE YOUR OPINION UP YOUR _ _ _, BUDDY.....I DON'T
> WANT TO HEAR IT.
> 
> YOU GOT THAT????!!!!
> 
> NOW GET OFF THIS LIST!!!!!
> 
> George and the Lowrider  
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