[Shotimes] Strangest day today

[DAVE]

Starts out with sleeping through the alarm clock. everyone is late this morning. I stop at 7-11 for a cup of coffee and it pours right out the bottom of the cup. I do 10-12 estimates today those went well. Stopped by the property where we are building the new house Pole barn already there. I've got a car sitting outside with plates on it. It's tagged to be towed as abandon. Not sure how I abandonded MY car on MY property but I have 14 days to get rid of it. I moved it inside. Then I go to pick up my daughter from school. 4 lanes divided two each direction 45MPH speed limit I'm at the red light next to a Cavalier I've got the roof open windows down my 2 year old son is singing RHCP songs. Light turns green and I pull away never got over 2000RPM or over 45 get to the next red light and the guy in the cavalier is yelling at me that he kicked my ass my SHO is SLOW blah blah blah. I had no idea I was even racing him. So I decided I still was not racing him and did the same thing to the
 next light where he said some more stuff. I decided I'd give him a little excitment and I moved the revs up to launch range waiting for the light to turn green. I stalled the car when it either sprikled or a two pound robin flew over the car. And nailed me in the head I really really wish it would have been rain.So I stalled it bounced the car around like a girl. he spun them from the light and the cop coming at him turned on the lights. What a shitty day in my shit box.
Dave