[Shotimes] Re: Bluebird of S**ttiness?

[MonsieurBoo@aol.com]

Dave:  "I walked away clean. Except for the fact that it looked like I had 
never driven a stick before.  And the bird crap in my hair down my shirt and on 
the console."

Well, there ya go.  If it happened to me, I'd certainly share your 
embarrassment and irritation.  But it's also sweet that the asshole got the ticket, and 
you walked.  I call that street justice!  And if it was me, once I realized 
the double-whammy humor I'd have laughed all the rest of the way home.

You see, Ma Nature has a subtle but effective way of reinforcing your 
appropriate paternal instinct not to go racing when the crown prince is riding 
shotgun with you, and distracting you so you don't fall prey to temptation.  For, 
she well understands your human weakness when placed behind the wheel of a SHO.

Cheers,
Mark LaBarre
94 ATX 125k