[Shotimes] OT: Fw: A Timely Prayer

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Subject: A Timely Prayer


> A Prayer for the Stressed
> 
> Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
> the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
> and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
> to kill today because they pissed me off.
> 
> And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
> as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
> to kiss tomorrow.
> 
> Help me to always give 100% at work...
> 12% on Monday
> 23% on Tuesday
> 40% on Wednesday
> 20% on Thursday
> 5% on Friday
> 
> And help me to remember...
> When I'm having a really bad day,
> and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
> that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
> only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
> 
> Amen