[Shotimes] In defense of Al Fitz, a message from his gay lover

[His Bitch]

<p>I don't appreciate whoever is out there making these statements about my gay lover, Al.  Just because he likes it in the ass is no reason to spread rumors about him.</p><p>About the allegations, it is true he's had some problems (some call it &quot;shit parts&quot;), but we prefer to call it &quot;making a profit at all costs.&quot;  We are opening up a new spot on our website where customers can (1) pay us money, and (2) get nothing in return.  Sounds great, doesn't it?  We will also have a phony address and phone number listed on our website (<a href="http://www.alfitz.com/">www.alfitz.com</a>) so people can (3) do nothing about it.  Then they can (4) go screw themselves, BECAUSE HE ALREADY DID.</p><p>Thanks, World Wide Web, you've made us RICH!!</p><p>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$</p>