[Shotimes] FW: O/T Texans are so special

[Ron Porter]

>From the V8 list.


-----Original Message-----
From: David Deines [mailto:d.deines@comcast.net]
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 7:43 PM
To: V8 SHO Mailing List
Subject: O/T Texans are so special


Sorry Glen, James, Damien, Rex et al...

David

A group of Texas friends went deer hunting and paired-off in twos for the
day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck.
Where's Henry?" the others asked.
Henry had some kind of stroke. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,"
the successful hunter replied.
You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired of
him.
A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's going to steal
Henry!"

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The young rancher came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba,
somebody just stole your pickup from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
The young rancher answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

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NEWS FLASH! - Austin, Texas-----
West Texas worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150,
piloted by two Texas A&M University students, crashed into a cemetery
earlier today in College Station. A &M Corps Member Search and Rescue
workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as
digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are
helping in the recovery efforts.
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A Texas State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-30, near Texarkana. The
trooper asked, "You got any ID?"
The driver replied, "'Bout whut?"