[Shotimes] Slighty OT-Have you hugged your SDHP today?

[bjshov8]

When you're talking to the guy with the gun AND the book of empty traffic
citations, you have to go along with their bad jokes.     :-)

> So, as I'm flying across South Dakota today on I90,
> keeping it around 90...I notice a car beside me. South
> Dakota Highway Patrol or State Police or whatever they
> call it. He waves, smiles, and pulls in front of me.
> Another one comes up, kinda motions me to pullover. At
> this time some things are going through my head. I was
> checkin my mirrors, the fuzzbuster didn't go off...
> where the hell had these guys come from??? I get over
> and two of them walk back to my car. "Damn, didn't
> know a POS SHO could do 90." While adding other mis.
> additives and insults and whatnot...The other one
> thinks this is funny, and starts laughing. So I ask
> the dumb question "Is there a problem Officer?" The
> first one just says "You're ok till ya hit the border.
> They get in their cruisers, and head off. Guess I got
> lucky today...