[Shotimes] (OT) Caution.....off-color car joke!! ;-)

[Ron Porter]

Something light to counter the other HD posts!!

Ron Porter

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A young man was showing off his new
sports car to his 
girlfriend. She was thrilled at the
speed. 
"If I do 200mph, will you take off your
clothes?" he asked. 
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. 
And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off
all her clothes. 
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the
car skidded onto 
some gravel and flipped over. The naked
girl was thrown 
clear, but he was jammed beneath the
steering wheel. 
"Go and get help!" he cried. 
"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes
are gone!" 
"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover
yourself." 
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the
girl ran down the road 
and found a service station. Still
holding the shoe between 
her legs, she pleaded to the service
station proprietor, 
"Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!" 
The proprietor looked at the shoe and
said, "There's 
nothing I can do...he's in too far."