[Shotimes] Something funny I was sent

[Ron Porter]

Pretty good!!

The Honda Accord one is actually too close to the truth!!

Ron Porter

-----Original Message-----
From: shotimes-admin@autox.team.net [mailto:shotimes-admin@autox.team.net]
On Behalf Of DAVE
Sent: Thursday, October 07, 2004 10:00 PM
To: SHO
Subject: [Shotimes] Something funny I was sent


Sorry Ron seems you get shot at 3 times in this one.
 
What's going on in the car forums?

Bentley Forums 
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? 

Camaro/Firebird Forums 
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I
have a record and I ain't going back. 

Mustang forums 
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. 

Monte Carlo forums 
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. 

Civic forums 
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. 

VW Bug forum 
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) 

Yugo Forum 
- - - When's the last time yours ran? 

Lamborghini forum 
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH 

Miata forums 
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) 

Chevy Tahoe forum 
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) 

Pontiac Fiero forum 
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) 

BMW 7-series forum 
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex? 

Cadillac forum 
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo. 

Chevy Suburban Forum 
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon? 

Buick Forum 
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? 

Delorean forum 
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985. 

Crown Victoria forum 
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway? 

Honda Accord forum 
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. 

Toyota Echo forum 
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? 

Ferrari forums 
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and
out fast. 

Porsche forums 
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? 

Saturn forums 
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace. 

Jaguar forum 
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? 

Mercedes forum 
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board? 

Mini forum 
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics) 

Dodge Viper forum 
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get
pee stains out of the leather? 

McLaren F1 forum 
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me. 

Dodge Minivan forum 
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be? 

Hummer forum 
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.


Fiat forum 
- - -Hello? Am I the only member? 

Subaru WRX forum 
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. 

Chevy pickup forum 
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?


SRT Forums 
"Will this void my warranty" 

RX7 Forums 
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me. 

DSM Forums 
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me 

Supra Forums 
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa. 

Vette Forums 
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel? 

Ford 2.3 forums 
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start! 
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