[Shotimes] (OT) NOW YOU ARE IN CALIFORNIA
Noah South III
RaggTopp@comcast.net
Tue, 7 Sep 2004 16:48:44 -0400
Sounds a little too much like Ann Arbor........
-Noah South III
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From: shotimes-admin@autox.team.net [mailto:shotimes-admin@autox.team.net]
On Behalf Of Ron Porter
Sent: Tuesday, September 07, 2004 3:16 PM
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Subject: [Shotimes] (OT) NOW YOU ARE IN CALIFORNIA
Mostly for George, but I thought I would share!! ;-)
Ron Porter
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NOW YOU ARE IN CALIFORNIA
Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in
English.
Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named
Breeze.
You can't remember...is pot illegal?
You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and
you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
You can't remember...is pot illegal?
A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps.You don't
even notice.
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers
your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
You can't remember...is pot illegal?
Both you AND your dog have therapists.
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